Mate In Two?

On Saturday, for the first time in my life, I will be bringing a date to a wedding.  Yes, that means those of you at Laura's and Nick's wedding will get to meet Victoria.  As such, I believe I may be well into the endgame of things (the chess reference leading to the title, despite how dirty you may want the title to be--*cough* Jess *cough*).  It couldn't hurt that I had barely finished the question when she said yes, right?

So, yeah, today was a good day.